New Yorker captions

I read the New Yorker every week (someone please buy me a subscription for Hannukah. The New Yorker costs $12.50 in Australia!)
The first thing I do is flip to the back, to the cartoon caption contest.
I'll start posting my captions.
I can't draw from memory. I can only draw what I see in front of me. I think this inhibits my chances of being a world classic cartoonist. That is a dream of mine. I put the R.in R.Crumb